Hey, you lot! It’s SurpriseEnema (FernGully) with another game review for you! What game am I jizzing over this week? Well, let me tell you: Shiftlings! Now, I know what you’re thinking, “that title really sounds close to Shitlings” and…

If you think of a game that uses both of the analog sticks on a PlayStation controller, what immediately comes to mind? Using one stick to walk around and the other stick to turn the camera, right? You almost certainly…

Hey, you lot! It’s SurpriseEnema (FernGully) with a new game review for you all. So, this review is covering the newest game from the Bloober Team: Layers of Fear, which was released for Early Access on Steam on August 27,…

Das Überleben dem Großen Sprung, German for “Survival of the Big Jump”, is a freeware game released by Teknopants back in 2010. It’s fairly small and straightforward: as a skydiver descending a long tunnel, try to make it to the…

Hey, everyone! SurpriseEnema here with another game review! The game of choice? Color Guardians available on the Playstation 4, PS Vita, and Steam. If you know me by now, which I hope you do, you know that I enjoy a…

Hey everyone, it’s SurpriseEnema with a new game review! *cries of excitement and panties drop in droves* What is Brawl, you ask? Well… I’ll tell you. This is a new horror-themed party game developed by The Bloober Team, and released…

You’ve heard of Lode Runner, right? There’s at least a moderate chance that you have, if you’ve ever been into classic video games, as it was pretty popular in its day. Lode Runner is what I immediately thought of the…

Quinty, known as Mendel Palace in the West, was the first game released by GameFreak. You know, those guys who went on to make Pokémon. This game is nothing like that, though, aside from stylistic similarties in its graphics and…

In order to fully appreciate Illuminator, one must become acquainted with its origins. In 1991, a really shitty, unlicensed game called Action 52 was released for the NES. It was made by some guys who wanted to capitalize on the…

Perfect Run, whatever happened to you? You guys made three games and then petered out. The last update on your website claimed that you were still alive and going strong… but that was 2008, and then the aether of the…